Budlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable aardvark.

Budlid created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budlid, he will turn you into a worm.

Budlid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Budlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Budlid loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.