Montabzen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional owl.

Montabzen created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Montabzen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Montabzen, she will be very unhappy.

Montabzen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Montabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.