Kikbummid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent coyote.

Kikbummid created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbummid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kikbummid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kikbummid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kikbummid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear magenta shoes.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.