Madlibbig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous raccoon.

Madlibbig created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Madlibbig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Madlibbig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Madlibbig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Madlibbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never paint your arms turquoise.