Hintomomin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered cow.

Hintomomin created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hintomomin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hintomomin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hintomomin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hintomomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Always take life seriously.