Rutcin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful hamster.

Rutcin created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutcin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutcin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rutcin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rutcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never feed bread to swans while wearing cyan rings.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.
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