Fembablog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering gerbil.

Fembablog created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Fembablog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fembablog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fembablog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fembablog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fembablog.