Bogarmtof is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive snail.

Bogarmtof created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogarmtof, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogarmtof, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogarmtof's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bogarmtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick porpoises.