Nartwotmit Hivtargmis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane guinea pig.

Nartwotmit Hivtargmis created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartwotmit Hivtargmis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nartwotmit Hivtargmis, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nartwotmit Hivtargmis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nartwotmit Hivtargmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.