Pangfidgep Fligjammot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust rat.

Pangfidgep Fligjammot created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangfidgep Fligjammot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangfidgep Fligjammot, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pangfidgep Fligjammot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pangfidgep Fligjammot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pangfidgep Fligjammot's priests.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never sit near manatees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangfidgep Fligjammot.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.