Mislitbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair bat.

Mislitbod created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mislitbod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mislitbod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mislitbod's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mislitbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the west.

5. Worship no other gods but Mislitbod.