Gubjadhud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome cat.

Gubjadhud created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubjadhud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubjadhud, it will think nothing of it.

Gubjadhud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gubjadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.