Padrigxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous spider.

Padrigxen created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padrigxen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Padrigxen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Padrigxen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Padrigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not kill foxes.