Karmaplim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic dolphin.

Karmaplim created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Karmaplim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karmaplim, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Karmaplim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Karmaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.