Narleglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking swallow.

Narleglarp created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narleglarp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narleglarp, he will curse you with boils.

Narleglarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Narleglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Never look at planets.