Fonbangum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective dove.

Fonbangum created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fonbangum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fonbangum, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fonbangum's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fonbangum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fonbangum.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if four frogs approach from the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.