Captarcebjad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing eagle.

Captarcebjad created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Captarcebjad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Captarcebjad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Captarcebjad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Captarcebjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Captarcebjad.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always help sick eagles.