Govfunlad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart shark.

Govfunlad created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govfunlad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Govfunlad, it will think nothing of it.

Govfunlad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Govfunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.