Rillkinquart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy weasel.

Rillkinquart created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkinquart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillkinquart, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rillkinquart's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Rillkinquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not hurt mice.