Cudditpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable shark.

Cudditpib created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudditpib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cudditpib, he will cry a lot.

Cudditpib's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cudditpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never paint your back yellow.