Homloprip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Homloprip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Homloprip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homloprip, she will turn you into a tree.

Homloprip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Homloprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Hide from yellow mites for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if nine birds approach from the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat onions.