Libbuthug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless penguin.

Libbuthug created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbuthug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libbuthug, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Libbuthug's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Libbuthug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Libbuthug first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libbuthug.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.