Megwitmot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing yak.

Megwitmot created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Megwitmot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megwitmot, she will cry a lot.

Megwitmot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Megwitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Do not commit murder.