Davnut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous ferret.

Davnut created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davnut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davnut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Davnut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Davnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Run away if four horses approach from the north.