Lintipnell is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing pigeon.

Lintipnell created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Lintipnell, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lintipnell, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lintipnell's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lintipnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.