Fabquamhom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, vain whale.

Fabquamhom created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fabquamhom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabquamhom, she will cry a lot.

Fabquamhom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fabquamhom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fabquamhom.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about comets.