Watyaklarn Bestcedpit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing raccoon.

Watyaklarn Bestcedpit created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watyaklarn Bestcedpit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Watyaklarn Bestcedpit, she will be very sad.

Watyaklarn Bestcedpit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Watyaklarn Bestcedpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.