Zenmotgat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing wyvern.

Zenmotgat created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zenmotgat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zenmotgat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Zenmotgat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zenmotgat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zenmotgat.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zenmotgat.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Zenmotgat six times a day.