Budcimmis is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing parrot.

Budcimmis created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcimmis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budcimmis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Budcimmis' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Budcimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Worship no other gods but Budcimmis.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.