Rulbidwee is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Rulbidwee created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbidwee, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulbidwee, it will turn you into a dog.

Rulbidwee's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rulbidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never paint your head mauve.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.