Wabyokhas is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful lizard.

Wabyokhas created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabyokhas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabyokhas, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wabyokhas' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wabyokhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabyokhas.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Retreat if three eagles approach from the east.