Kabdonomin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying human.

Kabdonomin created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdonomin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabdonomin, she will turn you into a slug.

Kabdonomin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kabdonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never think about planets.