Bepcambag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable hare.

Bepcambag created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bepcambag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bepcambag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bepcambag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bepcambag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. You must love Bepcambag.

3. Always obey Bepcambag's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always look after injured pigs.