Bossgepsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying fly.

Bossgepsaf created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Bossgepsaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossgepsaf, it will turn you into a plant.

Bossgepsaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bossgepsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never skip near swans.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Run away if five hamsters approach from the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.