Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless lion.

Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not take Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip's name in vain.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Vabmumnellgenpogcartonrip.