Gilhinarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate otter.

Gilhinarp created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilhinarp, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilhinarp, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gilhinarp's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gilhinarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Gilhinarp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.