Pinarplidfebratbudgod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless hippopotamus.

Pinarplidfebratbudgod created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinarplidfebratbudgod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinarplidfebratbudgod, he will destroy your home planet.

Pinarplidfebratbudgod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pinarplidfebratbudgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.