Rowbognil Farndodwip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane toad.

Rowbognil Farndodwip created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbognil Farndodwip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowbognil Farndodwip, it will ignore you.

Rowbognil Farndodwip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rowbognil Farndodwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Run away if four doves approach from the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowbognil Farndodwip.