Gedlanfot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, competent wolf.

Gedlanfot created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gedlanfot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedlanfot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gedlanfot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gedlanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Gedlanfot loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gedlanfot.