Bognuttgar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident pig.

Bognuttgar created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognuttgar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bognuttgar, it will laugh at you.

Bognuttgar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bognuttgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange tights.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from red bats for they are unholy.

4. Never laugh near whales.

5. Put Bognuttgar first in all things.