Tadingcin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind finch.

Tadingcin created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadingcin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tadingcin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tadingcin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tadingcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.
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