Bomgofyimbudtitflowsit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent human.

Bomgofyimbudtitflowsit created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgofyimbudtitflowsit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomgofyimbudtitflowsit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bomgofyimbudtitflowsit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bomgofyimbudtitflowsit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
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