Pidstigpin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented coyote.

Pidstigpin created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidstigpin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pidstigpin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pidstigpin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pidstigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.
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