Binwattail Quimteenwat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless duck.

Binwattail Quimteenwat created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binwattail Quimteenwat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Binwattail Quimteenwat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Binwattail Quimteenwat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Binwattail Quimteenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Binwattail Quimteenwat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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