Bedvilpas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane warg.

Bedvilpas created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedvilpas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedvilpas, it will turn you into a mole.

Bedvilpas' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bedvilpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Bedvilpas' name in vain.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Always help voles.
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