Kabbessnulbellomindam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody porpoise.

Kabbessnulbellomindam created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kabbessnulbellomindam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kabbessnulbellomindam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kabbessnulbellomindam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kabbessnulbellomindam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.