Stikveddut Bensat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable snake.

Stikveddut Bensat created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Stikveddut Bensat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikveddut Bensat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stikveddut Bensat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stikveddut Bensat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Stikveddut Bensat loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.