Yogrowham is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating chicken.

Yogrowham created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogrowham, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogrowham, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yogrowham's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yogrowham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yogrowham on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogrowham.

5. Never bounce near whales.