Fubnegbontal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient rat.

Fubnegbontal created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnegbontal, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubnegbontal, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fubnegbontal's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fubnegbontal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never wear yellow stockings.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Fubnegbontal loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.