Vonfubjen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient human.

Vonfubjen created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonfubjen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonfubjen, it will be very unhappy.

Vonfubjen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vonfubjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Never talk about rats.